Tuesday 9 October 2012

Filth! - Penis size exaggerations

Men lie to women all the time to impress them. Who hasn't been the captain of a football team,  a karate champion or expressed an interest in ballet to get to know a girl better?

There seems to be a myth or at least an untruth that keeps perpetuating that guy's penises are bigger than they actually are. I've heard that adding two inches to a man's actual penis size is an unwritten porn rule. With clever camera angles it can alter the viewers perspective.Obviously, porn doesn't reflect reality, any more than any fictional entertainment form does.

I heard two girls talking on a bus. One girl was bragging that her boyfriend had a 14" cock. For anyone questioning the validity of this story – I am the pope! I'm not saying he doesn't, well, yes I am. The largest recorded penis is 13.5" belonging to Jonah Falcon. Obviously, this is the largest recorded, meaning that some unrecorded men could be larger, as not every man in the world has been measured – a task which would be virtually impossible. It's perfectly possible that the girl's boyfriend could be 14", but it's very unlikely and it would make him the owner of one of largest cocks in the world. I think it's more likely that he lied to her and she believed him or maybe I'm too cynical. What I will say is unless you are a builder it is very difficult to find a ruler or tape measure when you need one. I was measuring my flat for tables and found it difficult to find one. Who carries one to a porn set? or in their pocket at all times? Virtually no-one.

The question is: Is it men or women who are exaggerating the size of men's todgers? Who knows? Who cares?  For the record I'm 10", but of course, I could be lying.

For a good site on penis size check out: The Visualiser

For a few penis size facts check out: NHS website


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